RAIN UNITED
FOOTBALL CLUB
RUFC vs KOWLOON CLUB SOCCER TEAM
at St Wilfred Sports Complex
May 2008 - Jokes for Laughter
THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS MUST BE TIRED!!!
I am Ong Ah Tee living in Kampong Chai Chee
Life used to be SIMPLE and HAPPY
I worked hard in my STUDIES
I learned A-B-C and everything from 1, 2, and 3.
Primary school was quite easy
I passed PSLE
Then I went to SECONDARY
The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY Physics, Biology and CHEMISTRY
After O levels I went to JC
They said you live in Singapore very LUCKY
This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMIES
Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY for the tour of duty
After that we may continue our Studies
The girls can just sit back, relax, and watch TV
They come to this world only to "lim kopi, kway jit chee"
Eg; No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY
I want to take up IT, but I had no money to go to University or Poly
So I went to work in a FACTORY
Working hard to earn a little lousy SALARY
After CPF and INCOME TAX, I have just enough moneyto buy ROTI and ride in MRT.
My bosses show me no SYMPATHY
Mumbling over my shoulder daily: "HURRY, HURRY and HURRY!"
Accusing me of always trying to get MC
But my sickness was due to over stretch OT
Going home after midnight by TAXI and they pay me only bus fee
My colleague likes me because of my honesty and can easily bully
They said I don't know how to carry.
I Park-Tor and became STEADY
Finally had to MARRY Because gahment gave baby bonus MONEY
I lost money holding Wedding Dinner PARTY
Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY
After marriage, nothing was EASY
In one year, I became DADDY
I can't support my family and our BABY
Being tied down for life to repay 2 rooms HDB and rising monthly utilities to PUB
My bank account has NO MONEY
POSB balance is almost EMPTY
DBS wants to charge me EXTRA FEE,Insisting that "Nothing is FREE!"
So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI
Many times I want to jump MRT
But that is not EASY
My wife cries: "Who is going to support me and our BABY?"
So I can't MATI.
Next will be the GST.
My boss say "no" to increase in salary, It really make me worry.
No money, how can healthy
If I fall sick, can only mati
In hospital, can afford Class C.
I don't mind all nurses are aunty,But only one doctor to see
No money for operation, I Tan Si.
Cheers
May 2008 - Update
Friendly Match
When - 16th May 2008 / Friday / 0500 pm
Where - Tampines Safra Virgin Pitch
Who - RAIN United (white) vs SIA Pilots (maroon)
Score - 1 - 4
The players for the game are as follows :-
Nelson
Larry
Lloyd
Lawrence
Razak
Kazi
Daniel
Ray
Jeffrey
Anthony
Nicholas
Pako
Long
Razzali
Sabastian
Guys, we will be playing the rolling substitution for this friendly with the pilots from the Singapore Airlines.
Let us go out and have an enjoyable Friday evening.
Look forward to see you early if possible.
Kind regards
ANZA TOURNAMENT 2008
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