May 2008 - Jokes for Laughter THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS MUST BE TIRED!!!
I am Ong Ah Tee living in Kampong Chai Chee Life used to be SIMPLE and HAPPY I worked hard in my STUDIES I learned A-B-C and everything from 1, 2, and 3. Primary school was quite easy I passed PSLE Then I went to SECONDARY The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY Physics, Biology and CHEMISTRY
After O levels I went to JC They said you live in Singapore very LUCKY This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMIES Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY for the tour of duty After that we may continue our Studies The girls can just sit back, relax, and watch TV They come to this world only to "lim kopi, kway jit chee" Eg; No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY I want to take up IT, but I had no money to go to University or Poly
So I went to work in a FACTORY Working hard to earn a little lousy SALARY After CPF and INCOME TAX, I have just enough moneyto buy ROTI and ride in MRT. My bosses show me no SYMPATHY Mumbling over my shoulder daily: "HURRY, HURRY and HURRY!" Accusing me of always trying to get MC But my sickness was due to over stretch OT Going home after midnight by TAXI and they pay me only bus fee My colleague likes me because of my honesty and can easily bully They said I don't know how to carry.
I Park-Tor and became STEADY Finally had to MARRY Because gahment gave baby bonus MONEY I lost money holding Wedding Dinner PARTY Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY After marriage, nothing was EASY In one year, I became DADDY I can't support my family and our BABY Being tied down for life to repay 2 rooms HDB and rising monthly utilities to PUB My bank account has NO MONEY POSB balance is almost EMPTY DBS wants to charge me EXTRA FEE,Insisting that "Nothing is FREE!"
So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI Many times I want to jump MRT But that is not EASY My wife cries: "Who is going to support me and our BABY?" So I can't MATI.
Next will be the GST. My boss say "no" to increase in salary, It really make me worry. No money, how can healthy If I fall sick, can only mati In hospital, can afford Class C. I don't mind all nurses are aunty,But only one doctor to see No money for operation, I Tan Si.
Cheers
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Go For The GOAL!!!
May 2008 - Update Friendly Match
When - 16th May 2008 / Friday / 0500 pm Where - Tampines Safra Virgin Pitch Who - RAIN United (white) vs SIA Pilots (maroon) Score - 1 - 4
The players for the game are as follows :-
Nelson Larry Lloyd Lawrence Razak Kazi Daniel Ray Jeffrey Anthony Nicholas Pako Long Razzali Sabastian
Guys, we will be playing the rolling substitution for this friendly with the pilots from the Singapore Airlines.
Let us go out and have an enjoyable Friday evening.
Look forward to see you early if possible.
Kind regards
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Go For The GOAL!!!
Monday, May 05, 2008
ANZA TOURNAMENT 2008
Monday, May 05, 2008
Go For The GOAL!!!
[ Staff ]
Team Manager:
Sabastian
Assistant Managers:
Lloyd
Treasurers:
Jia He / Thit Lwin
